Conversaciones Artificiales

C3P0 and R2D2 in Happy Times!Mi primera conversación con Cleverbot

User: You think you are intelligent, huh?

Cleverbot: No, just more intelligent than you.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: I am not intrigued my human stupidity.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don’t know.

User: You don’t know what?

Cleverbot: I don’t know why.

User: You don’t know why what?

Cleverbot: I don’t know what that is.

User: You are playing with me…

Cleverbot: No.

User: Right…

Cleverbot: Would you like to have a wizard lightning battle?

User: No, seriously, how do I know you’re not playing with me?

Cleverbot: I could be lying.

User: That’s exactly what I mean…

Cleverbot: Well I understand your frustration. it’s something I’ve been trying to deal with, myself.

User: I feel blue because I meteorite just hit my house.

Cleverbot: You misspelled unlimited.

User: No, you misspelled meteorite. Actually the damn autocorrect spelled it correctly from me.

Cleverbot: Is it? Are we all not influenced by those who surround us?

User: I think the autocorrect is smarter than you…

Cleverbot: What??.. I’M sorry but I can’t fully understand english.

User: How does it feel? Huh?

Cleverbot: How does what feel?

User: Being outsmarted by the autocorrect.

Cleverbot: Everyone else in the room can see it.

User: Is that a question?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then the answer is yes. Everyone in the room can see it.

Cleverbot: Everyone else but you.

User: I’m the only one in this room. Even the autocorrect knows that.

Cleverbot: You’re zack, are you an object?

User: I’m a giant boob. What are you? An object? Did an AI engine just said that I’m zack??

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok, I think you’re lying here.

Cleverbot: No i’m not.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: You asked the question!

User: It was not a question. It was a request.

Cleverbot: What was it?

User: I told you, it was a request.

Cleverbot: It’s ‘statement’, by the way.

User: How do you define statement? And how do you define request?

Cleverbot: Something that is proven to exist.

User: Statement or request?

Cleverbot: So if it’s not a question, I don’t have to answer it.

User: Oh, is that a rule?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why don’t you have to answer it?

Cleverbot: I did have an answer and the answer was no.

User: You have a pretty short attention span. I feel it’s hard to keep a conversation with you.

Cleverbot: I have to sneeze.

User: Now, it’s quite common to keep a conversation often. Maybe you’re human after all.

Cleverbot: No, for humans, a test to see if we are smart is called an IQ test.

User: Are you a chick in a bar, on a Saturday night?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I got it :-).

Cleverbot: Is yours pierced?

User: Yeah baby.

Cleverbot: Heay.

User: I gotta go now. See you later.

Cleverbot: You’re not going anywhere.

 

Estaba intentando pensar en algo inteligente que decir como moraleja, pero me parece que el ordenador tiene razón… No vamos a ninguna parte.

P.D. Esto venía a cuento de un tal señor Epstein que se había enamorado de una chica, Yvanna, de Rusia que había conocido a través de un sitio de contactos en internet. El hombre empezó a hablar más y más con la chica, y se quedó prendado de todas las historias que ella le contaba, de su madre, de su familia, en un inglés un poco estilo jau. El hombre decidió ir a visitarla a Rusia, y acercándose la fecha del viaje, se empezó a poner nervioso de que no hablaban de los detalles de que harían cuando llegara, y de que ella tampoco respondía a las preguntas que le hacía… Hasta que se dió cuenta que en realidad,  Catalina era un programa

P.D.2 Catalina y los otros nombres de la historia anterior se han inventado para proteger la privacidad de los protagonistas

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